I have nominated thee.....Template King!!!

I have nominated thee....Template King!!! 

Creepy twin cats and fresh bread...all in a days' work!

In the nursery rhyme, I don't remember mentioning the cow's proximity to the sun during its leaping over the moon...

This got out of hand fast...

As you can see, I went through a bit of a phase... I was really proud of this design though.  

A close up of pickle #1 (also known as Dancin' Leroy)

A close up of Pickle #2 (also known as James Brown)

There's a story behind this.  It is based off of a pattern, but I thought the original pug looked too sad.  I also had to add the party hat, party blower and lettering.  It's not a pug if it's not a party pug!

This is an example of an idea getting out of hand fast.  I decided to make "Merit Badges" for all of my work buddies- which proved to be a LOT more people than I realized.  Anyway- I doodled this, then stitched it onto 35 individual merit badges, personalized with their names. 

Doodling doesn't always happen on paper...

Because I'm classy like that...sometimes pencil to fabric turns out a classy embroidery pattern.

That is a delicious piece of pie...

The letters are from a pattern (Sublime Stitching) but the veggies I doodled onto a towel and then stitched.

A close up of the onion, pepper and banana (and part of a tomato)

A close up of the broccoli, apple and carrot. 

It's a conundrum...

More often than not, an annoying question...

For those who work within the Quality system...

Nooooooo!!!

More often than not, an annoying question...

This happens almost every day...

As a life-long Utahn, I spent a lot of time thinking I was going to leave this "Gosh Forsaken Heck Hole".  Well...I haven't left yet, but it may just be because I don't want to have to travel through Wyoming to get wherever I'm going. 

Why nerds should NOT be allowed to doodle in meetings.  

This happens almost every day...

Hang in there baby....

Guest Doodle!  The story here is wonderful- but all you get is my interpretation. 

Regardless of the situation, we'll all just get drunk and eat pizza and hot dogs.  That was not the real story...but I like to think its the essential moral of every story.  "Hang in there baby..." 

I give myself a C-....

I'm not sure why that sheep is named Henry, or why he's so happy about it.  

My attempt at a non-stick figure drawing.  I give myself a C-.

That is some effed-up Picasso bullshit going on there.  at 1:08 PM, i assume.   

I was not feeling well this day.  (I'm not sure what the floating mystery appendage is outside of my head there...)

I blame the giant duckling...

Regardless of your political beliefs, I feel like we can all agree that Obama is getting blamed for some things that are CLEARLY not his fault.  Especially that giant duckling.

Vortex of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Bonus post!

Guest doodle: loving the nature theme

Sometimes I just get abstract...

Yo Ho- a pirate's life for me...

I am SO EXCITED for watermelons...

Sometimes I just get abstract...

One of those days...

Yup...

Dog poo has flies on it...

That wee little elephant is apparently named Julius.  And "Brownies" was the most important topic in this meeting. 

Kelly is a princess, dog poo has flies on it, and Gary is either the pope or has a mo-hawk.  You decide...

I apologize if any clowns are offended by the stereotype that they wear big shoes...

Another one that I'm pretty proud of.  The sproingy cat (or "cat in the box" if you will, the crate, the fork-lift.  I brought my A-game.  And all of that before I even got to the flying hot dog!

Come on Pac Man, have some dignity...

Come on Pac Man, have some dignity.  

Closer...but do you really need to eat dots in groups of five?  That seems a bit gluttonous. 

There we go- traditional.  Although I'm unsure why Ms. Pac Man has no face or mouth.  It certainly isn't a commentary on feminism in the workplace.  

Happy Fursday indeed.  Now if only I knew why those mountains were so bloody...

This may be TMI...

I was trying to determine the resonant frequencies of these objects...

This may be TMI, but when you're violently ill and lose a lot of weight...you always feel a little victorious afterward.  Even if it is short lived... (NOTE: I am NOT condoning becoming ill to lose weight, or doing anything harmful/unhealthy to lose weight.)

One of the departments at my workplace is the "Transfer" group.  I decided they needed to have a banner, being held aloft by cherubs. The cherubs looked a bit more like turtles than I really intended.  

A fitting way to end the post.  With a cannon.  

Blame the bunny, not the artist...

We revisit the "Laser" theme.  Again realizing I can't draw lasers.  

A very proud, boistrous banana. 

I'm not sure why I thought this bunny was so special, but I decided it was fat because its legs were so stumpy.  And naturally I blamed the bunny and not the artist...

Ever have a day where you drink a wee bit too much coffee and you feel like your going to unzip your skin and take flight?  Yeah, those are the WORST days to be in meetings...:)