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| That burger looks worried... |
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| A selection of fruits and veggies. |
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| This is one of my favorites. I actually think I "drew" something here, vs. my other doodles which are generally incomprehensible scribbles. Also- one of my cats is named Professor Steve, which is why I had to provide the clarification. :) |
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| He seems so surprised... |
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I'm not sure who/why this monster is, but he's apparently 2/3rds patriotic (since I omitted the "stars" portion of the flag. I also seem to have omitted his hand...) |
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| For some reason I think this was a rough meeting- angry looking cat and a one eyed monster (not "the" one eyed monster, mind you) |
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| I think I had enough at this meeting... |
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| Apple monster...'nuff said. |
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| When given the choice- always pick the cake. |
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| Part of the fun of having full-page agendas is having the full height of the page to draw trees on. |
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| Some scenery. I think I was in one of our conference rooms that faces the mountains and felt inspired. |
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| This is mostly boring, but I was apparently doing something really well because I gave myself an A+ for it. |
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| I'm thinking about copying a bunch of these and just leaving them around the office so people can fill them out as needed...million dollar idea. |
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| If a lightsaber were floating towards you with no apparent wielder, wouldn't you squawk a bit? |
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| A coworker and I were at work late, and her kids stopped in on their way home- apparently doodling is cross-generational! |
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| I was apparently very hungry in this meeting- and I eat a lot of food that people call "hippie food". It went downhill from there... |
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| Just to be clear- after polling many of the engineers there is some agreement that the sock full of chicken fat would be both more effective and INFINITELY more disgusting...but the thought of a sock filled with batteries has also been put on the table... |
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| There's no such thing as "too much" when you're imagining that pac man was just eating rabbit poop. |
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| Finally, Mr. Peanut admits his life-long shame...his deadly allergy to peanuts. |
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| In keeping with the "allergy" theme: I like to imagine that the pollen is the problem, NOT my hypersensitive immune system. |
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| Another one from a "guest doodler". As a general rule, I think all meetings should have at least one small furry animal. Apparently when you're running out a component, the reasonable answer isn't "well, order more". We have to have a meeting about it :) |
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| This little gem was based off of one of the best Dilbert cartoons I've seen in awhile. Working with engineers...it's always interesting. |
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| In a meeting, you run the very real risk of me interpreting something you've said the wrong way. (This is not meant to be blasphemous, just to be clear...) |
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| Those squiggles are supposed to be birds... |
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| Today I'm featuring a "guest doodler". Any time a scientist or engineer assigns some colloquial phrase to a phenomenon they've observed in the lab, it's very likely to make everyone giggle. For example, when your instrument's airflow causes "muffin tops". |
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| This could be a self-portrait, except I have more facial hair. |
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| Revisiting the "lightning" theme, but my personal favorite- hot dogs eating at a human cart. That's messed up. |
Another day sick at home! A disappointment for sure, since i had so many meetings scheduled for today! Oh well... |
| This was a cooperative effort with a few other meeting mates- I make an astute comment about cats not attending meetings, and you can see where it went from there. (also, I'm sad the one comment got cut off- it says "25% of the time, I look out the window") |
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| In all fairness- this did not START as a boob laser. i was just trying to draw a laser. Then i realized it looked a bit like a boob. I never said I was a good artist. |
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| WOW there's a lot going on here. What we've learned: I don't like drawing butts. I wish my food came as kibble. I can't draw a cat stretching. and my progression of the force behind a cat's meow may be inaccurate. Oh, and that top thing there? That's one of my actual cats' names. |
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| Look at her. She's resplendent. She clearly needs a 20-syllable name. |
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Whenever my (or anyone's, really) phone beeps or buzzes during the day, this is what I imagine the message on the screen looks like.
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| I'm not sure what led to the umbrella and the lightning cloud making up and becoming friends...but the cloud is clearing getting more out of the relationship. I worry that "shitting" a rainbow may be misconstrued as "ejaculating" a rainbow. |
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| Again- a lightning theme. There's probably some subliminal stuff in there. Also, why whenever I draw poo, it always has scent/heat lines will always baffle me. Perhaps the poo is petrified and has no smell or heat! (And don't bother writing me to tell me that's not what bird poop looks like. I know. ) |
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| Nothing captures the love for your fellow man, and the whimsy of a Christmastime quite like a poorly drawn, weapon-yielding Santa Claus quoting Die Hard. Hans Gruber, you truly are my only hope. |
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Sometimes I like my doodling to challenge the boundaries of even the most abstract thinking...and force you to see the world for what it "ISN'T". Or maybe I'm just being a pill. You decide.
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| In this case, the microwave and some tomato soup made for all the doodling I needed. When you're in a meeting and you realize that your tomato soup loves you, a sense of peace washes over you. |
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| Not a bad meeting...but I had to have something to do with my hands! |
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| Meeting apple was confused about his feelings. |
