Monday, May 7, 2012

Modern day colosseum...

Doodling at breakfast with the family...

 How my computer has made it through so many days amazes me...because at least once per week I want to punch my computer in its trachea.  Oh wait.  It doesn't have one.  Higher life form for the win!

Flower.

In case it isn't evident, the longing goes between the bunny and the distance to his beer.  Bunny beer.  

Thursday, May 3, 2012

For the nerds...

Guest doodle. Hilarious for scientists...maybe not for others :)

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

What I do in meetings redux...


From: Billy Bob
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:42 PM
To: Billy Joe
Subject: RE: We built this...

Built this city!

Built this city on rock and rollllllll…..

From: Billy Joe
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:45 PM
To: Billy Bob
Subject: RE: We built this...

I would have serious structural concerns for any structure, let alone and entire city, that was built on a foundation of sound, no matter how loud or “rockin’.”  How do you think that they bypassed the building codes to get this done?

From: Billy Bob
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:46 PM
To: Billy Joe
Subject: RE: We built this...

Perhaps it was the “we didn’t start the fire” guys.  They seemed pretty careless.

And unwilling to accept blame…


From: Billy Joe
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:48 PM
To: Billy Bob
Subject: RE: We built this...

At the very least, guilty of negligence – aware of the fire but unwilling to take action.

From: Billy Bob
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:48 PM
To: Billy Joe
Subject: RE: We built this...

They didn’t have a QRT guy.

I’m guessing that verification failed, but they explained it away by massaging their data…


From: Billy Joe
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:49 PM
To: Billy Bob
Subject: RE: We built this...

Given that their subject apparently burst into flame, I think it is safe to say that the verification failed.


From: Billy Bob
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:50 PM
To: Billy Joe
Subject: RE: We built this...

You never know.  Flames/destruction could have meant their test case passed.  WE don’t know what they were testing for.


From: Billy Joe
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:51 PM
To: Billy Bob
Subject: RE: We built this...

However, they denied responsibility, so I assume that the test was not successful.  They weren’t like “Heck yes.  That’s a pass, mfrs!”

“MFers” being our shortened, only marginally less vulgar version of Mother F###ers. 
Pronounced “emmfers”.