Tuesday, May 1, 2012

What I do in meetings redux...


From: Billy Bob
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:42 PM
To: Billy Joe
Subject: RE: We built this...

Built this city!

Built this city on rock and rollllllll…..

From: Billy Joe
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:45 PM
To: Billy Bob
Subject: RE: We built this...

I would have serious structural concerns for any structure, let alone and entire city, that was built on a foundation of sound, no matter how loud or “rockin’.”  How do you think that they bypassed the building codes to get this done?

From: Billy Bob
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:46 PM
To: Billy Joe
Subject: RE: We built this...

Perhaps it was the “we didn’t start the fire” guys.  They seemed pretty careless.

And unwilling to accept blame…


From: Billy Joe
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:48 PM
To: Billy Bob
Subject: RE: We built this...

At the very least, guilty of negligence – aware of the fire but unwilling to take action.

From: Billy Bob
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:48 PM
To: Billy Joe
Subject: RE: We built this...

They didn’t have a QRT guy.

I’m guessing that verification failed, but they explained it away by massaging their data…


From: Billy Joe
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:49 PM
To: Billy Bob
Subject: RE: We built this...

Given that their subject apparently burst into flame, I think it is safe to say that the verification failed.


From: Billy Bob
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:50 PM
To: Billy Joe
Subject: RE: We built this...

You never know.  Flames/destruction could have meant their test case passed.  WE don’t know what they were testing for.


From: Billy Joe
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:51 PM
To: Billy Bob
Subject: RE: We built this...

However, they denied responsibility, so I assume that the test was not successful.  They weren’t like “Heck yes.  That’s a pass, mfrs!”

“MFers” being our shortened, only marginally less vulgar version of Mother F###ers. 
Pronounced “emmfers”.

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